OBITUARIES
Flat Stanley
circa 2011
Beloved friend of Colton Griffin and family, professional grifter and free-loader. Lured his victims using Kindergartners as bait to get into the homes of their families and friends across the country. He entered these homes under the guise of looking for photo opps during a "family-friendly" adventure. But once lodging was secured he was prone to late night binges and swearing. His last day on this earth was spent doing what he loved: GTL. His body was recovered from the paper shredder. Authorities suspect foul play. Services TBD.
Flat Stanley
circa 2011
Beloved friend of Colton Griffin and family, professional grifter and free-loader. Lured his victims using Kindergartners as bait to get into the homes of their families and friends across the country. He entered these homes under the guise of looking for photo opps during a "family-friendly" adventure. But once lodging was secured he was prone to late night binges and swearing. His last day on this earth was spent doing what he loved: GTL. His body was recovered from the paper shredder. Authorities suspect foul play. Services TBD.
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{2:08 am Flat Stanley is well into his late-night binge of Canadian Beer and The Jersey Shore Marathon}
{4:38 am Flat Stanley loses his bearings and in his confusion ends up in the Study}
{4:55 am Flat Stanely decides to operate heavy machinery for amusement.}
{4:56 am Flat Stanley...errrr... Shredded Stanley's remains.}
Images are a dramatization of events. No Flat Stanleys were harmed in the making of this blog.
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